Leaders of the Moonbats, Batman Chuckie and Harry Robin, are expected to try and save the Republic from the likes of Judge Samuel A. Alito.
Chuckie and Harry

However, “The Right Honorable Samuel A. Alito, Jr.” (the “A” stands for awesome) writes - never fear, for he is one “Super Man” and his daughter has already armed him with “Kryptonite, which apparently is a song by a band called Coldplay“. Judge “Superman” Alito is ready for the battle against Moonbat Jokers, Riddlers, Teddy the Penguin, and Boxer the Catwoman.

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