Just when we thought that all was lost for France and its people forever doomed under the leadership of Jacques Chirac, comes breaking news of a great invention from the French manufacturing sector. France’s most popular auto maker has released a spiffy new model of their ever popular Renault sedan. This one is designed exclusively for the disgruntled suburbanites, known in France as “les jeunes hommes”. The 2006 model automobile has been aptly named “La Renault Flambeau”. No longer will the young men of Paris need to endanger their lives by toting hazardous cans of flammables during the night, as gasoline will not be necessary to torch “La Renault Flambeau”. This latest model automobile from France’s innovative automobile industry is cleverly programed to ignite automatically, treating the entire neighborhood to the type of flaming spectacle that immigrant youth have grown to know and love since their arrival at the French republic.
IMAGE of France’s Miracle Car - La Renault Flambeau
Jacques Chirac has assured his country that as soon as these new cars roll off the assembly line, the French hooligans will turn from their rioting ways, seeking employment and its accompanying privileges of union membership. Monsieur Chirac, himself, is also greatly relieved that, for now at least, his neck has been spared an unmentionable horror. Yet, that is not all. These latest model cars self-destruct in a programed and controlled manner, guaranteeing that Renault and their suppliers and sales force will be creating thousands upon thousands of new jobs to replace the burnt-to-a-crisp hulks. Keeping the country awash in these exciting “Renaults Flambeaux” will provide full employment to the disgruntled “jeunes hommes” for the foreseeable future - or at least as long as Jacques Chirac is in charge. Goodbye 20% unemployment! Even the firefighters will be hiring. It’s a win - win for all. Oui - oui - France is returning in a blaze of glory!
Nickie Goomba warns “Hurry - They’re Going Fast”. It is expected that France’s other car maker, Peugeot Citroën - The Essence of the Paris Riots, will soon follow suit. Michelle Malkin writes “France: Still Burning” and A Blog For All blogs France also. The distressed frog is from Atlas Shrugs. Linked at “The Political Teen”.
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