The White House Uses Forbidden Cookies Too
These are not your Granny’s gingersnaps!

The Rime of the Avenging Nerds

Cookies, Cookies, every where,
And all the Dems did shriek;
Cookies, Cookies, every where,
But not a crumble to eat.

The very poor did starve, O Kerry!
That ever this should be!
Oh, you alone would have saved us all
From George Bush’s calumny.

About, about, in reel and rout
The web bugs pounced at night;
Spy Cookies, much like witches’ balls,
Shone red, and blue and white.

And some in dreams assuréd were
Of the evil that plagued us so;
Nine gigabytes deep had tracked us all
To the land of never-go.

And all the forkéd tongues of Dems,
Were withered and parched dry;
They could not rant, they could not rail
They could not speak to lie.

Ah! well a-day! what evil lurks
Inside the minds of Nerds!
In Big Brother’s stead, the web bugs,
Into the dough were stirred.

PyjamasMedia reports that the White House has caller-ID too. Linked at basil’s blog Picnic.