“So He Sent Me.”

There are two things Navy Seals are always taught:

1. Keep your priorities in order.

2. Know when to act without hesitation.

A college professor, an avowed atheist and active member of the A.C.L.U., was teaching his class. He shocked his students when he flatly stated that he was going to
prove to them that there was no God. Addressing the heavens, he cried: “GOD, if you are real, then strike me dumb and knock me down, and do it in exactly 15 minutes.”

The lecture room was hushed and silent as ten minutes passed. You could hear a pin
drop. “I’m waiting God, if you’re real, knock me off this platform.”

Again, after four minutes, the professor taunted the Almighty saying, “Here I am, God! I’m still waiting!%2