ONLY 16% FIRM ON HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

Most voters now say there’s no way they’d vote for Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton if she runs for president in 2008 - while just 16 percent are firmly in her camp, a stunning new poll shows.

It’s SHOCKING! They’re SHOCKED! SCHOCKED! Oh, BOO HOO.

Let’s get real. The next U.S. presidential election is more than two years away. Once the voters get to know Hillary, they will really love her. She is already out on the campaign trail shoring up her base, and she has so much going for her. She’s a woman! And not only that, she is Bill Clinton’s “most favored woman”. She’s a Southerner, and as such she is certain to bring Dixie back into the Democrat party’s fold. She’s also a New Yorker, which means that she is guaranteed to win all of New York. She’s not only a liberal, but she’s a conservative too.

ABC News: AP — Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton called President Bush’s explanations for eavesdropping on domestic conversations without warrants “strange” and “far-fetched” Wednesday in blistering criticism ahead of the president’s State of the Union address. “Obviously, I support tracking down terrorists. I think that’s our obligation. But I think it can be done in a lawful way,” the New York Democrat said.

“Obviously”, she is shoring up the lawyer vote, as “done in a lawful way” is lawyer-speak for full employment for attorneys. How many lawyers will it take to track down the terrorists under President Hillary’s reign?