A Simple Name Change to “O’Callaghan” Can Stay the Vengeance of Allah!

Thanks to Yahoo’s astute political correctness sleuths, the world of Islamofascism is demanding that all persons surnamed “Callahan” must immediately change their moniker to one that does not offend the supreme being known as “Allah”. Not until this most blasphemous name was discovered by their Dhimmi friend on the Internet, Yahoo, were Islamofascists aware that thousands of persons were insulting Allah each and every time they signed their “John Hancocks” or introduced themselves.

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Yahoo! Senior Vice President Michael Callahan, he who recently agreed with the Chinese government to squelch “freedom of search” on the Internet, is expected to set the example by rejecting his family’s name for one less offensive to the world’s largest religion. The imams of Islamofascism have suggested “Dhimmiman” as a good substitute.

To be equal, Christian-fascists and LooneyJews have demanded that Yahoo also ban the surname “Goddard”, however the Internet giant demurred, responding that when it comes to the words “god, messiah, jesus, jehova, buddah, satan and both priest and pedophile”, freedom of expression is unlimited and “unthreatened”.

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