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Conservatives have come to love the White House Press Corps’ Helen Thomas ever since she was inducted into “The Crazy Aunts in the Attic Society”. (Illustration of the Induction Ceremony) On July 28th, 2005, she was awarded membership in the infamous organization after her interview appearing in “The Hill”, a newspaper for and about the U.S. Congress. Helen Thomas told the newspaper that she would promptly kill herself if Vice President Dick Cheney were to ever even run for the office of President. Although some Americans have threatened to leave for Canada or Europe at the elections of certain political figures, never before in American history has anyone been so politically passionate as to kill one’s self because of an unelected candidate. Ms. Thomas revealed herself to The Hill News saying: “The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself. All we need is one more liar.” Needless to say, many conservatives responded “why wait until then?” However, everyone knew that those partisans were merely concerned with the speculation that Mr. Cheney will never be a candidate.

It was about this point in time that the White House removed the “so-called” reporter to the back row of the press briefing room and no longer called upon her for questions. It was believed that move was a consequence of the veteran journalist’s constant criticism of President Bush, such as calling him a “Texas cowboy”. That “Texas cowboy” phrase should have given her away, as everyone knows that you don’t mess with Texas and live to tell any tales. Even though journalists know that Americans love and admire cowboys, most of the MSM swallowed hook, line and sinker, the bait of evil genius Karl Rove. Few realized that Helen Thomas was in fact working hand in glove with Mr. Rove and President Bush in exchange for the privilege of living in the White House attic, rent-free, with all the honorifics accruing to such a prestigious address. Helen Thomas, in recognition of her White House Attic residency status, was awarded the title of “Grand Auntie Kleagle” by the “National Crazy Aunts in the Attic Society”.

Grand Auntie Kleagle Helen Thomas was able to reward her beloved President George W. Bush and evil genius Karl Rove, when on 21 March 2006, she took the President’s lead when he called upon her, and demonstrated to the world the partisanship of almost the entire White House Press Corps, and the American MSM took the bait and revealed themselves as the jackasses they are - Democrats.

Linked at Scrapple Face.

Helen Thomas and Her Most Favored President: “It was so much better when you were here instead of all those liars.” I loved it when you commanded the military and had them stand on guard for that evil Monica whenever we cuddled. Sending legions of lawyers to battle terrorists in court was such a wise and bloodless way to fight and at the same time provide full employment to your law school colleagues.

Highlighting the State of American Journalism, Exemplified by the White House Press Corps of 2006: “Why Did You Really Want to Go to War?” ~~White House Press Corps reporter Helen Thomas asked President George W. Bush, 21 March 2006.

“I’d like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is, why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinet — your Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forth — what’s your real reason? You have said it wasn’t oil — quest for oil, it hasn’t been Israel, or anything else. What was it?”

Is “Crazy Aunt” Helen Thomas a Conservative?

Today’s “Red America” blog at WaPo headlines with “Whiny? Crazy? You Just Might Be A Conservative”. Does that mean that White House reporter Helen Thomas is a “conservative”? No, the cat is finally out of the bag. Or should I write - “The crazy aunt is finally out of the White House attic”? Yes, that evil genius, Karl Rove, has finally exposed crazy Aunt Helen to the world. Why else would the President have called upon Helen Thomas at his press conference?

Not only did President Bush’s press conference prove that there IS a crazy aunt in the White House press room’s attic, and that although she is still “alive”, the reporter herself showed the world that she is “NOT well”. White House reporter Helen Thomas has been scribbling in the press room since the days of the Kennedy administration, and regrettably, it shows. Time to go home Helen, and sit by the fireside and throw your own shoes at the television set instead of being the target of everyone else’s shoes.

(NewsBusters) Helen Thomas: “… the President and his cohorts, … have really encouraged all of the horror that’s going on. We have killed so many innocent people..”

Now, getting back to WaPo’s headlines that if you be “Whiny? Crazy? You Just Might Be A Conservative”, they are quoting a research study that discovered just how conservatives come into being.

You know that one loud, whiny kid in the supermarket yesterday? He’s probably the future George W. Bush, according to a Toronto Star article about a study from the Journal of Research Into Personality.

“Remember the whiny, insecure kid in nursery school, the one who always thought everyone was out to get him, and was always running to the teacher with complaints? Chances are he grew up to be a conservative,” says the article. “At least, he did if he was one of 95 kids from the Berkeley area that social scientists have been tracking for the last 20 years. The confident, resilient, self-reliant kids mostly grew up to be liberals.”

Lest you think that this must be another one of those loony leftist university studies, think again. You, dear taxpayer, paid $1.2 million for the “scientific” study in 2003, by John T. Jost of Stanford, that discovered that Adolf Hitler, Mussolini, Ronald Reagan and Rush Limbaugh were just one big band of socially warped right-wing brothers.

“From now until the end of the world, we and it shall be remembered. We few, we Band of Brothers. For he who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.” ~~ William Shakespeare (”King Henry V”)

Helen Thomas - George W. Bush Transcript