Dungeons, Dragons and Moats - Solutions For Modern Woes
The border between Mexico and the United States spans four U.S. states, six Mexican states, and has over twenty commercial crossings as seen here: MAP from Wikipedia
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Having just posted about our future “Great Gringo Wall” that is being talked about for our border with Mexico, I encountered this great idea whose time is now. Around our Fortress America we will build a moat. After all, that is customary for fortresses and castles, etc. Nature is our friend, as we already have the Atlantic and Pacific moats on two of our sides.
Now we get out the shovels, hire some of those illegals who love to work so much and start digging. We begin at Brownsville on the Gulf of Mexico, head for the Rio Grande to dig it deeper, and take it all the way for 2000 miles to the Pacific Ocean at Tijuana. This will be a much less expensive endeavor than building a “Great Gringo Wall”, as we can transport the soil that we dig out for the two thousand mile moat, down to the Big Easy and there build the kind of strong levees that they need to stay above water. After we drop off the truck loads of dirt in Louisiana, we head on over to Florida and start rounding up those woman-eating alligators that are roaming the streets and cart them back to the Mexican border to be released into the newly dug moat. What a grand scheme! Thenceforth, all the Border Patrol will have to do is watch over the ‘gators and not feed them too much.
When our southern moat is finished, we then fix our attention on the northern border of Fortress America. A moat along our line with Cannuckistan would be an ideal place to dump those pesky Canadian geese that refuse to go back home when winter ends. Then we could give cartes blanches or open season on snow birds, to those hunters and NRA guys with guns in the northern states.
Only trouble, I still haven’t figured out who will dig the Cannuckistan moat, as there are so few illegals along that border who “love” to work.
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