politics, blog, bloggingJuly 6, 2007 5:22 pm

Because His Father Is A National Politician, Don’t Condemn His “Flying High in a Prius”.

A 24-year-old adult male is caught driving on the San Diego Freeway in California at speeds of 100 mph, under the influence of the illegal substance marijuana, and presumably under the influence of four prescription drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder found in his vehicle, and we bloggers are chided not to write about it because the suspected drunk driver is the son of a powerful politician. Oh yeah? What if the politician’s son had crashed and burned, killing innocent bystanders along with himself, would it still be unseemly to call attention to his lawbreaking? What kind of blogging standards are these?

“I know that some bloggers are having fun with this, and I don’t mean to be too critical of my friends, but it’s at the same level as the attacks on Jenna and Barbara Bush. We may dislike Al Gore’s policies and sanctimony, but that shouldn’t apply to his son. His misfortunes tell us nothing about his father’s policy or sanctimony, and as an adult, Al III answers for himself. Attacking Gore through his son amounts to a cheap shot.

“To the extent that the younger Gore broke the law and endangered people, he should be prosecuted and punished in accordance with the law and precedent of California. Let the folks in California deal with it.” Leave Him Alone

Let the folks in California deal with it. Leave Him Alone.” CASE CLOSED! Fast forward a short two days into the future and the very same blogger is wanting to jail the mother of another drunk driver, whose parents apparently have no political connections. “Where’s The Mother of this Drunk Driver?” This blogging double standard is a bit much for Kerfuffles to ignore. And BTB, refresh my memory. When was it that Barbara and/or Jenna Bush were arrested for drunken driving or caught under the influence of marijuana? For some reason, I just cannot remember those events.

George Bush, humor, satire, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton 11:38 am

This One Riles the Republicans.

In response to the carping of Democrats over his non-pardon of White House aide Scooter Libby, President George Bush has “turned the tables” on the Dems and pardoned the Impeachment of President Bill Clinton. Bush went even further than anyone expected by pardoning both Bill and Hillary Clinton for the 140 pardons that Clinton signed on his last day in the White House.

“I want to be known as the ‘Pardoning’ President”, Bush explained at a press conference announcing this unexpected turn of events. “If I can pardon illegal aliens for breaking the laws of our country, then certainly I can pardon one former president for doing likewise. Afterall, I am a Christian and so is he and our faith teaches us to ‘turn the other cheek.’ I am pardoning both Clintons for their Presidential pardons and I am pardoning them for being hypocrites also. I am just a pardoning kinda guy.”

“Never again will my predecessor have to endure the indignity of being addressed as the ‘impeached Former President.’ And never again will my press secretary and my remaining fifteen Republican supporters be able to refer to the Clintons as hypocrites for condemning my non-pardon when they committed 140 pardons themselves on their very last day in office.”

“I’m President now and I am granting Bill Clinton a full and complete Presidential Pardon. Not only will I grant the pardon to Bill, I will grant a pardon to his gracious and lovely wife Hillary, as well. I wish them Godspeed in their self-righteous quest to begin a new Clinton dynasty in America. May their daughter Chelsea follow their footsteps in service to our nation. For this reason I am pardoning Hillary Clinton for her eight years as a co-president so there will be no Constitutional hindrance whatsoever to her serving another eight years when she is elected to the U.S. Presidency.”

SIGNED: George W. Bush
Pardoner President of the United States of America