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Progressives to John McCain: “You are just not ‘White Enough’ to be elected President of these United States. That’s why we are backing Obama.”

To the Progressives who yearn to lead our nation, neither John McCain nor General George Washington deserve to be elected President. For one thing they were both bellicose warriors. For another, and more important reason to Markos Moulitsas and his band of Progressive Kossacks, both General Washington and John McCain had teeth that were just not “White Enough” to be President of the United States.

I have just finished reading of the Progressives’ disgust of McCain’s teeth. Markos Moulitsas, the author, creator, writer, etcetera of the Progressives’ “Daily Kos” has himself written that John McCain is not worthy of becoming president because of the unseemliness of his teeth. Not only are John McCain’s teeth showing their age of seventy years, but they are too gruesome a reminder to the Daily Kossacks that those same McCain teeth spent years in a Vietnam torture prison being cracked and punched whilst he was defending future little Kossacks’ freedom of speech.

“Daily Kos” Mocks McCain’s Teeth.

This mocking of McCain’s teeth by Markos Moulitsas, powerful Democrat leader and big supporter of the progressive Barack Obama, was even too despicable for many of his own Daily Kossack followers. Imagine that, if you can! “‘Daily Kos’ Mocks John McCain’s Teeth”

Why do the Kossacks stoop so low as to criticize the color of a candidate’s teeth? It could be their way of reminding voters that John McCain is seventy years old. However, the real reason they mock his imperfect teeth is that they remind Kossacks and Progressives of the military sacrifice John McCain made for his country many years ago when he was in youth’s prime and fighting for freedom in a far off land. They mock John McCain for his military service, just as they mock today’s young warriors fighting to preserve the right of Kossacks and Progressives to continue living free. “I feel nothing over the death of mercenaries“ wrote Progressive Markos Moulitsas about Americans serving in Iraq.

Even worse, by criticizing John McCain’s teeth as being unacceptable for a President they are also condemning America’s culture and heritage. The greatest president that this country has ever known had terrible teeth. Without George Washington, with his gruesome wooden teeth, there would be no America as we know it today, and that would be jolly good as far as Markos Moulitsas, his Kossacks and Progressives see it. They want Barack Obama - the “CHANGE” candidate to “change” the United States into a “progressive” Kossackland.