"A Plague is Abroad in the Land" -- Dr. Charles Krauthammer, December 2003, as he described the Bush Psychiatric Disorder, a newly discovered psychiatric malady that he has named "Bush Derangement Syndrome." Yes, the famed psychiatrist, Dr. Charles Krauthammer, has revealed the symptoms of "Bush Derangement Syndrome", the second psychiatric syndrome that he has been credited with discovering. Twenty five years earlier Dr. Krauthammer introduced the world to `Secondary Mania' when he wrote about it in "Archives of General Psychiatry", November 1978. He described this new psychiatric syndrome as; "A plague is abroad in the land".
SYMPTONS
- Bush Derangement Syndrome is defined as "the acute onset of paranoia in otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency -- nay -- the very existence of George W. Bush".
- Symptoms of Bush Derangement Syndrome include, but are not limited to believing that George W. Bush single-handedly caused the natural disaster of Hurricane Katrina, believing that Bush was behind the September 11th attacks, or believing that President Bush is stupid despite the fact that he has degrees from Harvard and Yale Universities and was a trained fighter pilot.
- Dr. Howard Dean, the foremost sufferer is himself a medical doctor. Dr. Dean, in the grips of the sickness, has claimed that George Bush knew about 9/11 in advance.
- Representative Cynthia McKinney, in 2002, was the first who claimed that the president of the United States was tipped off about 9/11 by the Saudis, and he did nothing to prevent the attacks. The Bush Derangement Syndrome virus has been spreading since.
- New York's Upper West Side - Yes, practically the entire population is afflicted. As Dr. Krauthammer diagnosed: "the very sight of the president .... smiling while holding a tray of Thanksgiving turkey in a Baghdad mess hall -- cause dozens of cases of apoplexy in otherwise healthy adults."
- Barbra Streisand wrote her famous 2002 memo to Dick Gephardt warning that the president was taking the U.S. into war so that his friends in the timber industry would prosper selling material to a desert country.
- Bill Moyers has been ranting about a "right-wing wrecking crew'' engaged in "deliberate, intentional destruction of the United States''.
- "New York Times" columnist Paul Krugman, wrote a book attacking the president as Dick "Hitler" Cheney's Frankenstein. At least that was what the cover portrayed. No sane person has yet read the virulent tome.
- Chris Matthews of MSNBC has become so deranged that he was seen and heard asking Howard Dean about breaking up the Fox News network.
- Yachats, Oregon - One resort along the Oregon left coast became so deranged with the Bush Syndrome that they prohibited anyone who had voted for George W. Bush to patronize their business, claiming that they were in favor of diversity.
- Jeralyn Merritt, criminal defense attorney of Denver, Colorado advised readers at her blog to answer the President's plea to give thanks to those who put themselves in harm's way defending freedom, to engage in "Beltway Blogging", posting signs such as this one along interstates and highways. Chalk up another victim, unless Ms. Merritt was expecting to gain some clients to defend.
- The Daily Kos, an elite leftist blog, has wandered into the land of the white shirts claiming now that Bush is even lying when he is lying. That sounds bad, dude.
- Lt. Col. Alexis Fecteau, an Air Force Reserve pilot with 500 combat hours in the Gulf war and the Balkans, has been charged with using paint stripper to write a profanity about his Commander in Chief in 18-inch-high letters on cars displaying Pro-Bush bumper stickers. The military officer has been charged with thirteen counts of criminal mischief, five of them felonies for vandalizing five vehicles. Although Colonel Fecteau is pleading innocent to the charges, a video camera recorded him damaging one of the vehicles and he has been discharged from military service as a consequence.
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Harry Belafonte, UNICEF’s “Goodwill” Ambassador, is one of the few victims of this serious mental disorder who has the potential of a 100% cure. He could stay in Venezuela with his dictator buddy, Hugo Chavez, and restore his mind to sanity. However, he lacked the courage of his convictions and refused to burn his United States passport, renounce his American citizenship, and pass his remaining “dayos” in the arms of Chavez, with “free for life” mental health care. Instead, he high-tailed it back to his comfy Bel-Air home, where he has the freedom to continue labeling everyone who disagrees with him as a "storm-trooping Nazi".
Pity the pitiful Sean Penn, another of Hollywood's "Misérables". Peck's bad boy Penn accuses President George W. Bush of slow murder by nicotine. The Oscar winning actor told the Progressive Democrats of America that the stress of living in Bush's America has caused him to start smoking again. Five years ago he kicked his chain-smoking habit after watching his father, Leo Penn, die of lung cancer. He then threw himself into political and humanitarian endeavors, such as attempting to rescue Hurricane Katrina victims in a sinking pirogue. Mr. Penn disclosed to "The Sacramento Bee", that he blamed Bush and the war in Iraq for his addiction to nicotine saying: "It makes it very difficult to quit smoking under this administration." To date, he has not revealed which Republican President was the slow murderer of his father. The President himself, when asked to comment on Penn's allegations, quipped "Smoke 'em if you got 'em", which statement of callous disregard will certainly be brought up in court at the future murder-by-nicotine trial.- Georgetown University Law School
Think of this the next time you hire an attorney! On January 24th, 2006, more than thirty Georgetown University law students turned their backs on Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ address to their own law school. Some of them were costumed in Abu Ghraib-style black hoods, and although they got their pictures on the front pages of many newspapers, they did not receive the individual notice that was their due, as their protesting faces were hidden. What to do? Oh what to do? Well ... as they wrote: "Our protest was exhilarating, but it’s not enough", so they've now teamed up with "The World Can’t Wait" in order to join their own shrill voice with others of like voice and to declare a "State of Emergency, a state in which the rule of law has been disbanded" and to protest the "spying, torture, detention without charge, and war without end" of the Bush administration. And just what is this organization "The World Can't Wait To Drive Out the Bush Regime", that the Georgetown University law students are so honored to stand with? When you check out their website notice the "of so familiar" names on their advisory board: Lynne Stewart, attorney; Rosemary Candelario, pro-choice activist; Boots Riley, hip hop performer; "Gore Vidal, writer; Warren Hern MD, Physician and pro-choice activist; Sunsara Taylor, writer; Mark Crispin Miller, professor & writer; Tomás Olmos, attorney; Mark Leno, CA State Assembly; Howard Zinn, historian." Which young lawyers in their right minds would want to hob-nob with such anti-"rule-of-law", anti-America individuals? Only those who have been stricken with the BDS Psychiatric Disorder. - Today's Worst BDS Sufferer in the World Is ... the one BDS Sufferer who is head and shoulders and bathtubs above the rest of 'les miserables' ... Keith Olbermann!!!. And we have the YouTube video to prove it: YouTube's Worst BDS Sufferer in the World Is - Keith Olbermann.
- The onset of BDS is almost universally seen in naive, easily led individuals who have been overindulging in Democrat Kool-Aide, which drink is freely provided by politicians, partisans and the mainstream media (MSM). This potent drink convinces the imbiber that because President George Bush speaks a dialect commonly associated with unschooled West Texas cowboys, that he too is uneducated. Because Mr. Bush is rarely able to utter a complete sentence without stuttering or stammering, the Kool-Aide drunkards are convinced that he is intellectually challenged, even while consciously aware that George Bush is a graduate of two of the most elite universities in America and scored higher on military IQ tests than did the "oh so erudite" John Kerry.
- Quite amazingly, the Kool-Aide cocktail convinces them that George Bush is a genius, as in "Evil Genius", and criminal mastermind of a vast global cartel which includes the royal family of Saudi Arabia and world-wide oil enterprises, bent on self-enrichment and world domination, while at the same time they can expound on their claim that Bush's brain is controlled by the demonic Karl Rove.
- The action of these many dissonant beliefs colliding and crashing within their brains, causes them to lose their grip on reality and truth, and to fall into the closed black cavern of BDS Psychiatric Disorder.
- Sadly, Dr. Krauthammer reports, there is no cure -- yet. However, there are researchers searching for one and a donation to the BDS Foundation, will help, as long as the amount does not exceed $2,000 per person. Dr. Krauthammer gives the foundation's mailing address: Republican National Committee, Washington DC, Attention: psychiatric department.
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