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The above design was entered by a commenter at FoxNation, linked above.

On June 26, 2009, the United States House of Representatives disgraced itself and deserves all of the contempt, derision and “satire” that Kerfuffles and anyone else can heap upon it. Those participating members of Congress behaved shamefully, but not one of those clowns is ashamed.

Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. Called for A Moment of Crotch-grabbing in Tribute to Michael Jackson.

On June 26, 2009, the United States House violated the Constitutional prohibition on mingling religion with government, by giving thanks to God for newly deceased pop star, Michael Jackson, whom Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. of Illinois said not only “changed the world,” but changed himself from a Black man into a White … uh, um, ah, something or other. The Congressman requested all members to stand and offer a “moment of crotch-grabbing” in the House of Representatives as a tribute to Michael Jackson for establishing his Neverland Ranch as a place of refuge and love for young boys of all races and creeds, and for proving to those Americans born Black that they do not have to accept their fate, but can metamorphasize themselves into White folk and be proud.

The Video: Rep. Jesse Jackson Thanks God for Michael Jackson

When asked to explain why the United States Congress does not publicly give thanks to God on the floor of the House chamber for American soldiers who sacrifice their lives in battle for their fellow countrymen, Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. asked if any of them were celebrated as the World’s Greatest Musician of all time; greater than Bach, Beethoven and even Elvis. Congressman Jackson continued: “As fine as our warriors are, none of them has yet been able to fight in battle wearing a sequined glove upon one hand, much less moon-walk while carrying arms into battle.”

UPDATE: After the United States Congress held this disgraceful show for the deceased entertainer, until the time of the Michael Jackson funeral/memorial service, seven American soldiers were killed in action in Obama’s War in Afghanistan. Not one member in either House of Congress said one word nor offered one prayer upon the floor of either chamber for even one of those fallen warriors who gave their lives for their country. Isn’t it about time that America begins Mourning the Real American Heroes?

A Congressional Resolution Honoring Michael Jackson

“Drink lots of tea, eat lots of goat, and get to know the people. That’s why we’re here.“

All during his campaign, Barack Obama, promised to let Iraq go, and to fight in Afghanistan where we could engage the Taliban. Implementing that promise, the Obama administration has ordered 21,000 “additional” troops to Afghanistan, which will bring the total number of American forces to 68,000 by year end.

On Thursday of this week President Obama sent 4,000 Marines into the volatile province of Helmand, not to fight, but to nation-build. This follows the Colin Powell strategy of war: “if you break it you own it.” Yesterday, on Independence Day, two of those young warriors turned nation-builders were killed. Aaron Fairbairn was one of them.

2 U.S. Soldiers Killed in Afghanistan - July 4th, 2009, The New York Times

America’s Commander in Chief personally placed those Marines in southern Afghanistan under the command of Brig. Gen. Lawrence D. Nicholson’s who, according to Diana West, ordered them to “drink lots of tea, eat lots of goat, and get to know the people. That’s why we’re here.” It’s called nation-building; it is the Colin Powell Strategy of War.

Barack Obama and the American Left want to fight only “Good Wars” and they see the building of Afghanistan into a nation as a way to use America’s military for “good” instead of for defense. Barack Obama and the United States government is staking the lives and limbs of these 68,000 young American warriors and billions of taxpayer dollars on their hope to do good. Unfortunately, there is no indication that the Afghan people will cooperate with Obama’s dream.

Colin Powell’s made-up rule for war, that — if you break it you own it — has already been debunked (both Presidents Bush followed it), so why is Barack Obama giving it another go? We need a new American strategy; possibly: “If you break it, you decide whether or not you want to own it.” What kind of arrogance is it for the West to go into an Islamic land to organize its tribes into one nation? Let them do their own nation-building, not us.

UPDATE: War in Afghanistan Deteriorating

194 Things Obama Intends To Accomplish As President

During the campaign, Barack Obama promised many things to the America voters, and since even before the inauguration he has been working furiously to accomplish them. Of course, we all remember his Marxist promise to Joe the Plumber in 2008, when he said: “I think when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.” President Obama has already made good headway on accomplishing that particular goal.

On 22 November 2008, a blogger listed the “194 Things Barack Intends To Do As President. He abstracted these promises, as he says, “verbatim from Obama position papers.” The blogger said that these intentions of Barack Obama had been consistent throughout his presidential campaign and were not only “sensible,” but “achievable.” He continued: “All that is required is a smart executive, a stellar team and robust grass roots support for change,” which we know well that Barack Obama possesses in spades.

So, how’s that “smart executive” Obama doing on fulfilling his 194 goals in four years? Let’s see … that’s 48 1/2 goals per year, which comes to four per month. Obama has now been in office for five months, which means that he should have about twenty of these goals already accomplished, or else he stands little chance of succeeding in this lofty mission that he promised if American voters elected him.

Which twenty of these lofty, if not worthwhile, goals has Barack Obama already accomplished, pray tell? I’ve read much of the list, and I cannot find even one success. Can you?

“194 Things Barack Intends To Do As President.”

The Divine Comedy minus Ronald Reagan

How interesting that so many world celebrities were included in the “Famous People Painting.” Why there’s Bill Clinton, but where is President Ronald Reagan? Don’t both looking, as he was omitted! Who was a greater influence on world history? Was it Bill Clinton and the infamous blue dress, or Ronald Reagan and the Fall of Communism? Was it Bill Clinton who saved his own hide, or Ronald Reagan who saved millions of humans from the degradation of slavery? It’s okay, Margaret Thatcher WAS included. Bill Clinton has his beloved saxophone, but I have no idea why he is holding a peeled banana aloft. Or is that a cigar?

Discussing the Divine Comedy with Dante

The Divine Comedy (available for “free” listening at Librivox.org) by Dante Alighieri (1265-1321). translated by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882).

When is Water-Boarding Good? When used against Pro-life Christians, but only if they are drowned at the same time.

That’s right folks. Although America’s Progressive Liberals have proclaimed water-boarding to be “Torture” when used against America’s terrorist enemies, the Pro-Choice movement has advocated the use of water-boarding against Pro-Life Christians, as long as the water-boarding results in drowning. That is because Liberal America considers Pro-life Christians to be the real enemies of their Liberal America nation. That is why children “of color” are being taught by Planned Parenthood to murder other Americans. Remember, water-boarding is supposedly “Torture,” but forcible drowning, as demonstrated to the children in this video, is still “MURDER” in America.

Watch as Planned Parenthood water-boards and drowns (they call it “Aqua-sliding”) a Christian because he teaches abstinence and “dresses funny.” You will see peaceable demonstrators at an abortion clinic shot and killed en-mass by Planned Parenthood. Watch as they water-board a U.S. Senator until he agrees to support Planned Parenthood. If you watch until the end, when the credits roll, you will see Planned Parenthood shoot a U.S. Army helicopter out of the sky. It is proof beyond belief that the violence of abortion practiced at abortion clinics, against vulnerable women and the innocent unborn, promotes more violence against all Americans.

This video from Planned Parenthood of San Francisco was funded by American taxpayers who give them at least $250,000 every year. Planned Parenthood’s Superhero For Choice kills pro-life Christians and abstinence educators in her never-ending quest to make America safe for abortion. The cartoon video’s message to youngsters “of color” is that white people are evil Christians and Planned Parenthood is their protector. Abort your babies “of color” now! If you wait, it will be too late, for they will be born into this wicked nation that water-boards its enemies.

America’s Superhero for Choice

Why is David Letterman still stalking Sarah Palin? Must be Unrequited Love, poor miserable pervert. Sarah Palin was in New York to do charity work. News reports revealed that she was accompanied by her 14-year-old daughter. That is the daughter that David Palin “joked” about, saying the little girl was knocked-up in the seventh inning, in the presence of her mother. That is sick and perverted.

What keeps David Letterman, the unfunnyman, going, when he has lower ratings than Glenn Beck or Bill O’Reilly and he was passed over for Leno, O’Brien, Fallon, Kimmel, Ferguson, and Kilborn? CBS loves him because he’s LIBERAL all the time, and never makes any jokes about the Obamas. Imagine - he pokes fun at Sarah Palin for looking like a “slut” yet ignores First Lady Michelle Obama’s outfit at London’s Westminster Abbey, of glue-gunned orange, purple and yellow flowers about her hips.

UPDATE: Sarah Palin Accepts Letterman’s Sorry Apology, but will women of America be so eager to forgive him? “I never thought it was anybody other than the older daughter, and before the show, I checked to make sure in fact that she is of legal age, 18″ ~~David Letterman. (Translation: It’s A-okay to joke about an 18-year-old daughter getting “knocked-up” by a baseball player in the presence of her mother. It’s fine to label her as a prostitute for a whore-monger, because her mother is a Republican.) See American Sharia Law for Conservative Women.

The Apology of a Real Misogynist and a Probable Sexual Pervert

I would never even contemplate a joke about your 14-year-old daughter getting knocked up by a 35-year-old athlete, as that would be rape of course. I was joking about your 18-year-old daughter getting knocked up, and that is okay as that is not rape, but just plain old promiscuous sex which all young girls are wild for.

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Why is David Letterman a “probable sexual pervert?”

Because any man who would make jokes about a fourteen-year-old girl or an eighteen-year-old girl getting “knocked-up” by a thirty-something athlete is just that — a pervert, in my opinion. The same goes for any man who would make jokes about young girls being prostitutes. It is not funny; it is unforgivable. But I guess if you are not a women, you just would not understand how hurtful are David Letterman’s jokes about Child Rape and his vulgar humiliations of women as “slutty” and “knocked up.”

Know any good woman-hating, or child rape jokes? Sell them online to David Letterman of CBS. He is paying $100 a pop. Go for it!

UPDATE: Michelle Malkin has written a letter to David Letterman, Pervert.

But not until he is an “ex-President.” What a RIP OFF! President Barack Obama should do it now - for all the Euro-weenies and Muslim non-terrorists to see now. How impressed they would be to know that he is NOT just a rock star, but is truly God’s Gift to mankind, - “The One.” Walking on water would prove his Godliness to all the non-believers. Do it now Obama! Do it now! Show us how you can “STROLL” down the River Seine.

“I have a very tough schedule and I would love nothing more than to have a leisurely week in Paris, stroll down the Seine, take my wife out to a nice meal, have a picnic in Luxembourg Gardens,” Obama said, pointing out that he was caught up in dealing with the pressing financial crisis at home. “Those days are over for the moment,” Obama said, but promised to spend more time in France when he is an ex-president. (Breitbart.com)